Top 5 Movie Assholes

Ah, the movie asshole. Now, I'm not talking about every day villains and the people you love to hate. I'm talking about the guys who show up when everything is going good and completley, intentional or not, fuck everthing up. Sometimes its for self-righteous reasons, some are selfish and greedy and sometimes they are just doing what they think is the right thing to do, realizing only too late that it was wrong. These are the people that once you see them screw up your favorite characters life, you want to hunt them down and knock them out yourself. But, then again, these movies wouldn't be the same without them.

5. Land Calrissian - Empire Strikes Back

Now don't get me wrong, I'm a Lando fan. I know he turned out to be on the good side and even blew up the second Death Star, which is why hes on the bottom of the list. But, you have to remember what he did when he was forst brought into our world. Just when everything was going right for our favorite rebels, Lando invites them into his city, only to turn around and sell his friend up the river to Darth Vader and Boba Fett, thus potentially losing Han to Jabba the Hutt, imprisoning Leia and Chewy on Cloud City, and pulling Luke away from his jedi training before he was ready which resulted in Luke losing a hand, which then resulted in everyone having to risk their lives resuing Han from Jabba's palace. Now, what if Jabba decides to execute Han and Chewy first? What if Luke's hands are still tied together? What then Lando? What then?

4. Richard Thornburg - Die Hard 1+2

This guy straight up sucks. He's a peice of shit reporter for a local news station who only cares about furthering his career. Not only does he endanger John McLaine's family and livelyhood in Die Hard, he does it again in Die Harder. What a piece of shit.

3. Robert the Bruce - Braveheart

I can't even explain this one. Just watch it, then tell the look on William Wallace's face when the Buce takes his helmet off doesn't say it all.

2. Carter Burke - Aliens

What. A. Peice. Of. Shit.
Not only did he risk the lives of a marine unit trying rescue a space colony from the fucking Aliens, he tries to smuggle a couple of Aliens back to Earth inside Ripley and Newt, potentionally unleashing those things here, all for the sake of military weapons testing. And just to make you hate him even more, hes played by Paul Reiser.

1. Walter Peck - Ghostbusters

Yes, this man has no dick.


Did you expect someone else? C'mon. This guy is the biggest dick of all. Just the way he talks makes me want to kick him in the junk.

Everything is going well in the land of the Ghostbusters. Business and profits are up. Egon and Ray have tons of specimens to keep them busy. Venkman and Dana are really hitting it off. Janine is employee of the month. And Winston really seems to be coming around. Then comes Peck. Not only does he unleash every ghost that has been busted on New York, possibly causing a disaster of biblical proportions, he turns around and blames it on the boys in khaki. What a dick.