The Moustache Makes the Man Part 1 of 2

Truer words have never been said. Its the measure of a man. It takes a real man to walk around this cruel world with just a moustache and be able to look another person in the eyes without fear of ridicule. The following are some the best moustaches of our time. These men have held their heads high, through good times and bad, World Series losses and dinosaurs running off with their girlfriend. These men are the very definition of the word.

Movies & TV

Dell Griffin

Shower ring salesman extroidinaire. The real article. What you see is what you get.

Mr. Belvedere
Stains on the counter never mattered before my ass. That hairy upper lip is all business.

Earl Hickey

You thought Jason Lee was funny before? Try watching him with a moustache. I just recently watched this show, and its fucking hilarious.

The Bandit

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say can't be done. Like grow a moustache like that.

Magnum
There's only one thing Magnum loved more than his car and the Detroit Tigers, and that was introducing the ladies to his french tickler.

The Collective Cast of Tombstone
Kurt Russell, Sam Elliott, Val Kilmer, Bill Paxton, Michael Biehn, Powers Boothe, and Jason Priestly. All in their natural, god given moustaches. Fuck.


VIDEO GAMES

Von Kaiser
Only a moustache like that can get away with wearing a pink robe.

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

The original video game stache. Set the standard for plumbers everywhere.

Solid Snake
As if he wasn't bad ass enough, the addition of a hairy catepillar is the natural evolution of the character.

SPORTS

Sgt. Slaughter
Real American Hero.

On a side note, the name on his credit card is Sgt. Slaughter.

Hogan
What else do you think gave him the power to lift Andre over his head?

The Bird

Short shorts and a moustache, whats not to love ladies?

Wilt Chamberlain
There he is, celebrating his record breaking 100th moustache ride in one night.

The Eck
He may have let up one of the best home runs in baseball history, but he still has a better mush than that gimpy son of a bitch.

Rollie Fingers

Don Mattingly & Wade Boggs
Here they are, in all their splendor. The best moustachioed players in the game. One is married to Kim Sexton and the other is married to sex. Both have been on the Simpsons and Wade has made an appearence on Cheers. Seriously, they can do know wrong.